i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
Not Your Mama’s Pumpkin
Holy shiz, these pumpkins are crazy cool! Found these awesome carvings on Pinterest and I’m obsessed. Too bad I struggle with traditional pumpkin carving, but let’s see if I can perfect one of these bad boys this year. Xo
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
--Frank Ocean (via cutely-perverted)
Make damn sure what you’re waiting for, is worth the fucking wait.
really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000